Taken

Upon arrival on the planet, the whole group got split up. Everyone was taken hostage and I was taken to the interior of the planet by Slartibartfast. Slartibartfast was a designer of worlds and landscapes who was from Magrathea. He designed the shoreline of all of Earth. He told me as we traveled through the planet that the Earth was actually a super computer. This was just another confusing fact to put in the library of confusing facts that I had learned that day. The Earth was created by super intelligent beings who also created another super computer called "Deep Thought." This computer was the first of the two and was designed to answer the meaning of life. After millions of years of contemplation, Deep Thought decided that the meaning to life, the universe, and everything was the number 42. Outraged and unsatisfied, these hyper intelligent beings built the Earth as a computer in an effort to give meaning to the answer 42. It was about then that I realized just how sarcastic everyone I had met was. Marvin and Ford were also making off-key jokes. Everything seemed like the joke was on me. 42?! This had to be the biggest joke of them all.