Hello readers, My name is Arthur Dent. Lately, very strange things have been happening to me and I just have to get it off my chest. I heard about this blogging thing that's all the rage so i thought I'd give it a try.
I awoke one morning to a bulldozer waiting on my front lawn and a contractor asking me to vacate the premises. The government decided that it was time to build a bypass for cars to get from point A to point B faster. I had no idea they were allowed to do this, having never been in a similar situation. Panic was my first reaction. As a result, I jumped off my front porch in my bathrobe and laid down in front of the bulldozer. I had never done anything like this before in my life but this was my home. I couldn't just let it get demolished in front of my very eyes. Unfortunately this was not nearly the strangest thing that would happen to me today.
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