The day continued to get even more bizarre. As I was laying in front of that blasted bulldozer, my good friend, Ford Prefect, arrived seemingly out of thin air. Ford was a very close friend of mine. He had a very black sense of humor and always seemed to have such a huge imagination. To my shock, he was not at all surprised to find me laying in front of a bulldozer in my pajamas. Further adding to my shock (quite the understatement,) Ford went on to explain to me that the Earth was about to be destroyed. This This was news to me as I had not heard any stories of nuclear holocaust or horrific natural disasters on the news in the last few nights. Ford went on to explain to me that the Earth would die because of aliens. ALIENS?! Surely Ford had gone out of his mind. Only when he continued in his explanation did I become SURE he had gone over the deep end. He told me the Earth was in the way of an intergalactic bypass and that an alien race called the Vogons was intending to build. Considering I was going through the very same situation with my own house, I felt for my fellow humans in the grief they would soon feel. And soon it would be that they found out of the imminent attack of the planet Earth. In fact, just as I thought I would be killed with the rest of the Earth, Ford pulled out a small device and the next thing I knew I was not on Earth anymore. I had a strange feeling we were not in Kansas anymore.
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